"Paper e-mail is the sort of thing a secretary would find funny, but it should also be noted that the average secretary lacks both a heart and a sense of humor."
Being a secretary who actually found this hilarious, I'm beginning to doubt my sense of humor. ~MP
"An alleged ill-timed potty break has landed a man accused of robbing a Suffolk convenience store behind bars. Police said 43-year-old Sean Almond was found urinating behind a Kangaroo Mart minutes after a clerk reported the store had been robbed Thursday night. Police said Almond was carrying the stolen cash."
Dude, seriously? You couldn't hold it for another block or two? ~MP
The best thing about blogs, they just keep going. The best thing about stupid criminals, they just keep coming, despite all the examples of what not to do floating around, like this shining example found on YouTube:
Real or not, I kind of feel bad for the first guy in the video, because he didn't really do anything (that we see). You see, when his friend, who shows up after finding a couple of good throwin' rocks, throws one at the store's Plexiglas window, it bounces off, clocking the first guy (mistake #1). Mr. Friend, who's too absorbed in his task to realize his cohort is lying unconscious behind him (mistake #2), throws another rock, which also bounces off and window and hits him square in the head (mistake#3).
I feel awful for this kid, since this photo has been everywhere, as far as I've seen. While it is a traditional Indian symbol, almost any other place on the planet and he'd have several gaping, bleeding holes in him.... ~MP
via EnglishRussia.com Okay, while I totally respect the mental and physical condition of the guys that perform parkour, seeing stuff like this just makes me wonder how many times did someone not make it... ~MP
via Uphaa.comBeing in NYC (and being a former NYCer), an image like this can only solicit one of two things: a giggle from people without children, or an ice pick in the throat from those with...
I mean, seriously? By the time you'd hear the wood cracking, it'd be too late to keep you from being folded flat in half. And that's if no neighborhood kids come by and kick those beams out from under your truck... ~MP
I do have to hand it to them for ingenuity, but what the hell? You'd risk electrocution for what? Not having to step out of the pool for a freshly grilled hot dog? ~MP
Okay, while I totally respect the mental and physical condition of the guys that perform parkour, seeing stuff like this just makes me wonder how many times did someone not make it... ~MP
Being in NYC (and being a former NYCer), an image like this can only solicit one of two things: a giggle from people without children, or an ice pick in the throat from those with...
I mean, seriously? By the time you'd hear the wood cracking, it'd be too late to keep you from being folded flat in half. And that's if no neighborhood kids come by and kick those beams out from under your truck... ~MP
