Betrayed by Your Prostate Problems...

Another criminal story, via Yahoo! News:

"An alleged ill-timed potty break has landed a man accused of robbing a Suffolk convenience store behind bars. Police said 43-year-old Sean Almond was found urinating behind a Kangaroo Mart minutes after a clerk reported the store had been robbed Thursday night. Police said Almond was carrying the stolen cash."

Dude, seriously? You couldn't hold it for another block or two? ~MP